a letter i want to send to charlie kaufman

dear charlie kaufman,

i don't anticipate this ever getting to you, since i'm not sending it, but i thought you'd appreciate it. my friend beth and i went to see synecdoche, new york and afterward she overheard this from a man outside the theater:

"i didn't get it. it felt really long, but it was only two hours!"

sincerely,
alec