my sister is the best

belated, because she just sent them to me: my sister put these post-it notes on the bathroom mirror in ffx the night before my GRE, for which i had to wake up at 6am, to wish me luck.

fuck you, GRE

not only am i going to own you, but i'm going to lose ten pounds. this is what i've decided after feeling utterly awful for the last few days.

it reminds me of this dumb commercial. i saw it frequently as i was watching hulu videos while feeling awful. it's for office depot or something, and it has all the hallmarks of a BOGUSKY! piece of work, because it's stupid and sort of frighteningly violent and off-putting, and no big corporation should have paid for it. but i laughed. so, just imagine it says HAL9000 Komputar-Based MultipleChoise Exam instead of recession.